And to think it all began with The Church Without Pants

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Bohu and Tohu talk about the Blue Wave


The Continuing Adventures of Bohu and Tohu (Episode 7)
          
B:         It’s not going to happen. There will be no blue wave.

T:         You seem pretty sure about this.

B:         I’m absolutely sure. And even if there is wave of “blue” votes, it won’t make any difference. Let’s look at the 2016 campaign. That election was decided before the primaries even began!

T:          What do you mean? Bohu, I’m beginning to worry about you…

B:         Here, let me spell it out for you.

First, within hours of Judge Scalia’s death, the Senate basically decided there would be no SCOTUS nominees considered until after the next election in 9 months. Let the next President choose. They said, “Let’s let the American people decide.”

Obama’s SCOTUS nomination never even got a hearing.

Second, as Election Day approached, all the polls indicated that the democrats were favored to win the Senate and the Presidency. This is significant because if the democrats won the Senate and the Presidency they would absolutely control the next SCOTUS appointment. In spite of this, the Senate refused to budge on a SCOTUS nominee.

In fact, it’s almost as if they doubled down on the outcome. They went “all or nothing!”  

Third, democrat candidates got more votes nationwide than republicans and they still lost the Senate and the Presidency.

They knew who was going to win. There was never any doubt.

T:         (Jaw drops)

B:         Stop drooling. It gets better. You remember all those loud accusations of “voter fraud?”

T:         But … but they said, “Let's let the American people decide” …   


*The words Bohu and Tohu are derived from Hebrew characters found in the creation story. These characters are frequently translated as "Formless and Void" and describe the vast and empty emptiness of the earth prior to the acts of creation. I imagine the personifications of these characters have been around for at least that long, too.

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

The Continuing Adventures of Bohu and Tohu (E6)

Bohu and Tohu talk about sexual assault and nightmares



B:            She said she was terrified

T:            He said she was a “credible witness.”

B:            She said that it’s the laughter that she remembers the most.

T:            The laughter while she was helpless.

B:            Then he decided this “credible witness” was good for a few more laughs.

T:            He mocked her and his followers laughed with him.

B:            Do you think he crossed the line?

T:            No, Bohu. I’m sorry, but I don’t think there are any more lines.

B:            She said she was terrified…




*The words Bohu and Tohu are derived from Hebrew characters found in the creation story. These characters are frequently translated as "Formless and Void" and describe the empty emptiness of the earth prior to the acts of creation. I imagine the personifications of these characters have been around for at least that long, too.